Lake Granbury, Texas · 3 Bedrooms · Private Pool
The Noir does not announce itself quietly.
Set along Long Creek on the Lake Granbury–Brazos River system, The Noir is a design-forward lakefront vacation rental in Granbury, Texas, blending moody, expressive interiors with exceptional outdoor living and an unexpected collection of wellness and recreation amenities. Three bedrooms. Soaring ceilings. A pink pool table as the first thing you see. A neon sign that says exactly what this place wants you to feel.
Part of the Modern Nomads collection, The Noir refuses to choose between beautiful and functional, dramatic and restorative, or playful and peaceful. Spend the day in the private pool, kayak the water, unwind in the hot tub or barrel sauna, practice on the putting green, then settle in around the lakeside fire pit.
Good things are coming. The Noir has been saying so all along.
Some places simply exist to sleep. The Noir exists to be experienced.
This design-forward lakefront vacation rental in Granbury, Texas, brings together bold interiors, recreation, and restoration in one distinctly unconventional retreat. From the pink pool table that greets you at the door to the barrel sauna near the water, The Noir is filled with unexpected details that make a weekend away feel like something more.
Original artwork, Round Top finds, layered outdoor spaces, and amenities made for spending time together give the property its character. It wasn’t created to feel like a hotel. It was built, collected, and shaped into a place where you can play, slow down, reconnect, and leave feeling a little better than when you arrived.
AT A GLANCE
Permanent beds sleep 10, with four floor-mattresses available.
Two full bathrooms with bathtub-and-shower combinations.
Barrel Sauna + hot tub, Restore beside the water.
Expansive glass frames Lake Granbury water views.
Living & Design
Walk through the door and the pink pool table immediately sets the tone. Soaring ceilings rise above an open-concept gathering space that flows from the game area to the living room and toward the water beyond.
After dark, The Noir takes on another personality. Purple and pink lighting transforms the room, original artwork by a Texas artist anchors the walls, and a gas fireplace set into exposed brick brings warmth to the dramatic interior.
The kitchen carries that same confidence with white brick, gold hardware, an exposed-brick bar, gold barstools, and a pink refrigerator that feels less like an appliance and more like punctuation. Nearby, a vintage coffee bar and gold mirror make the morning routine part of the experience.
“The house looks even better in person.”
Juan G. M. · Airbnb
And then there is the neon sign.
“I like me better when I’m with you” glows against the bedroom wall at The Noir.
It is more than decoration. It captures what this place is made for: time together, shared experiences, and the joy of being with the people you love.
Floral wallpaper meets vintage barn doors. Iridescent tile and bold botanical patterns bring unexpected character to the bathrooms. Curated corners reward guests who notice the details. Every room at The Noir offers something worth stopping for, while the water remains a defining presence just beyond the glass.
The Noir sleeps up to 10 guests in permanent beds, with each bedroom offering a distinct personality: a king primary suite, a flexible room with a king and twin beds, and a playful four-twin bunk room. Three tri-fold floor mattresses, two singles and one double, provide additional sleeping options.
The primary bedroom is a bold yet inviting retreat, centered around a king-size Tempur-Pedic bed, a custom art headboard, and a neon accent sign. 1970s-inspired lighting adds to the room’s character.
A dramatic 12-foot wall of sliding glass doors opens onto a private patio with loungers, just steps from the hot tub. Vaulted, beamed ceilings, an exposed-brick accent wall, and an electric fireplace bring warmth and texture to the space.
A walk-in closet, blackout curtains, plush pillows, and a ceiling fan complete the room.
The front bedroom welcomes the morning with floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the neighboring pasture and sunrise views. Blinds provide privacy when desired.
A king-size Tempur-Pedic bed, twin upper bunk, and twin trundle sleep up to four guests. Ample pillows and a ceiling fan complete this comfortable, calming space.
The bunk room features two twin-over-twin bunk beds along a shiplap accent wall, sleeping up to four guests. A soaring 12-foot ceiling and recessed lighting keep the room feeling open, while luggage racks, wall hooks, blackout shades, and an oversized barn door add practical comfort and character.
The backyard at The Noir is not an afterthought. It is where the property reaches its fullest expression.
A private sport pool with volleyball and basketball options anchors the outdoor setting. A tanning ledge, two in-water loungers, and bubbling water features make it easy to settle in. Four more loungers line the pool deck, with two additional loungers on the primary bedroom’s private patio, steps from the hot tub.
The heated hot tub, full-size grill, and covered outdoor living area create a natural gathering place beneath the string lights.
The barrel sauna adds a restorative element to the lakefront experience. Step inside for a quiet reset, unwind in the hot tub, or slow down beside the vintage outdoor bathing tub near the water. These spaces invite guests to move between recreation, relaxation, and time outdoors.
Lakeside fire-pit seating for eight offers a front-row place to watch the water. Four kayaks make it easy to explore when weather and water conditions allow. A putting green, fishing station, and oversized waterfront swings offer even more ways to enjoy the property without going anywhere.
The Noir was built around a simple idea: every corner should give guests a reason to stay awhile. Outside, that idea comes fully to life.
Set along Long Creek on the Lake Granbury and Brazos River system, The Noir offers a peaceful waterfront setting that feels removed from the everyday while remaining just 10 minutes from Historic Granbury Square.
2 MIN | Warren’s Backyard | Live Music, Food Trucks & Outdoor Events
10 MIN | Historic Granbury Square | Dining, Wine Bars & Live Music
10 MIN | Granbury Live | Concerts & Live Entertainment
10 MIN | Granbury Opera House | Live Theatre & Musical Performances
10 MIN | Historic Granbury City Beach | Sandy Beach & Lakefront Recreation
10-12 MIN | Stumpy’s Lakeside Grill | Waterfront Dining & Casual Favorites
15 MIN | Granbury Regional Airport (GDJ) | Private & General Aviation
10 MIN | Brazos Drive-In Theatre | Seasonal Movies Under the Stars
60 MIN | DFW International Airport | Domestic & International Flights
30 MIN | Dinosaur Valley State Park | Dinosaur Tracks & Paluxy River
35 MIN | Fossil Rim Wildlife Center | Texas Safari with 1,100+ Animals
45 MIN | Fort Worth Stockyards | Rodeos, Western Heritage & Nightlife
The Noir is the Lake Granbury boutique vacation rental for guests who know the difference. It was built for:
Concert & event groups
Bachelorette celebrations
Birthday weekends
Family reunions
Corporate retreats
Milestone celebrations
Girls’ trips
Design enthusiasts
Rodeo Visitors
Real Guest Experiences
WHERE YOU’LL BE
